"Could you tell my waitress to come over when she has the time? She’s the one with half her head shaved for some reason."
I think about this photoset a lot because this makeup is incredible and she is so goddamn cute
"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality